I was given a task today to take a picture of my clit in one of the vice clamps. I went upstairs to do it while the baby was napping. Very quickly I realized that this was not going to be easy. I couldn’t see what I was doing or keep a hold of anything. So I decided I would take a video, because on my Ipad I could angle the screen so at least I could see what I was doing.
It didn’t really help. Aside from the very clear conclusion that I need to cut my fingernails, I couldn’t get a good enough hold on my clit through the clamp to then close it. It was horrible. I’m sure hilarious, but horrible.
So this happened:
me: I have good news and bad news which would you like first?
me: I wasn’t able to get the vice clamp on my clit
Sir: Why not? Relieved because that’s not that bad, all things considered
me: the positioning wasn’t right and I could get a hold of it through the clamp and close it at the same time
Sir: We’ll work on that
me: I am glad you’re not mad
Sir: What’s the good news?
me: there is a video of me attempting it
me: for several minutes
me: so you do get some hilarity out of my failure
Sir: You can blow me while I watch it in bed tonight
me: not sure about hot, but entertaining, to be sure. I’m talking the whole way through it, so I’m not sure it’s blow job fodder, but that’s up to you
We are apparently going to ‘practice’ tonight, so he can show me exactly what he wants. Woohoo.