Chasing Me Chasing You

An uncollared submissive struggling through depression, motherhood, and the constant craving of her next orgasm.

Task Fail

I was given a task today to take a picture of my clit in one of the vice clamps. I went upstairs to do it while the baby was napping. Very quickly I realized that this was not going to be easy. I couldn’t see what I was doing or keep a hold of anything. So I decided I would take a video, because on my Ipad I could angle the screen so at least I could see what I was doing.

It didn’t really help. Aside from the very clear conclusion that I need to cut my fingernails, I couldn’t get a good enough hold on my clit through the clamp to then close it. It was horrible. I’m sure hilarious, but horrible.

So this happened:

me:  I have good news and bad news which would you like first?

Sir:  bad

me:  I wasn’t able to get the vice clamp on my clit

Sir:  Why not? Relieved because that’s not that bad, all things considered

me:  the positioning wasn’t right and I could get a hold of it through the clamp and close it at the same time

Sir:  We’ll work on that

me:  I am glad you’re not mad

Sir:  What’s the good news?

me:  there is a video of me attempting it

me:  for several minutes

Sir:  hot

me:  so you do get some hilarity out of my failure

Sir:  You can blow me while I watch it in bed tonight

me:  not sure about hot, but entertaining, to be sure. I’m talking the whole way through it, so I’m not sure it’s blow job fodder, but that’s up to you

We are apparently going to ‘practice’ tonight, so he can show me exactly what he wants. Woohoo.

3 Responses to “Task Fail”

  • ancilla ksst

    Is that a woohoo of excitement or dread?

    • Rye

      I’m a little confused as to my own feelings on the subject. I’m going to start with excitement. We’ll see if we end up with dread.

  • ancilla ksst

    Oh, I totally get that! 🙂

Reply

Allowed tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>