Sir: And it’s not about the orgasm. It’s about me showing my appreciation in a way that you enjoy
Me: Ok, I just wanted you know. It doesn’t help either of us for me to constantly think about my last orgasm. It just puts too much pressure on both of us.
Sir: I appreciate what you do and what you’ve done. If you liked flowers, we might be talking about flowers. But you hate flowers and you love orgasms, which is good, because they’re free. So I can show my appreciation more.
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Sir is very good at showing his appreciation. I am so glad I hate flowers.