Have you ever tried to give a blowjob first thing in the morning? Morning wood is a tricky thing. Especially when two toddlers are screaming and/or knocking on your door. There is almost a feeling of determination that takes over. One of the few times (I assume) that you really just want to spite your children. That somehow making him come will make them go back to sleep, or behave that day. I don’t know.
In any case, let’s say that it rarely works that way. Usually one of us cracks and we get up to get the screaming child. Or the toddler barges in and we scramble to cover up.
Because, dear parents, children always win. But that doesn’t mean I won’t try again tomorrow.