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Searching for XXX

I didn’t really watch a lot of porn until I after I got married, and never on my own. The husband and I watched it together occasionally early on in our relationship. We started with pretty vanilla stuff, I think he was trying to ease me in. But then we amassed a collection of all types. I don’t mind admitting that a lot of all girl stuff is probably my favorite. We used to watch it more, especially after we started BDSM activities, but porn is hard with kids. For whatever reason it’s not as hot with a myriad of Mickey Mouse and Octonaut toys all around you. And all the moaning and dirty talk isn’t really something that you want the kids walking in on. It’s hard enough trying to keep myself quiet during sex, much less when three other girls are moaning along with me.

A good evening of porn is usually filled with moans, grunts, and several laughs. On our honeymoon we rented this amazing piece of cinema. I wish I could remember the title, but it was Indiana Jones XXX or something. The main character was a woman and she fucks her way through an anthropological dig. It was amazing. The were whips and cargo pants and everything. There were a few others as well, but that one still makes me smile eight years later.

And it is this memory that has inspired my upcoming rant. Mainly, where has all the hotel porn gone? We have stayed in several hotels over the past few years for work and vacation. The kids haven’t been with us, staying with grandparents. We have always appreciated this opportunity when our first child was little as they meant a good nights’ sleep and some amazing sex. We would do a nice dinner and then head back to the room early for an evening of porn and sex. Even if we passed out by midnight (remember…parents) we would get through at least two movies and two or three rounds ourselves.

So when I started this work from home position with bi-monthly trips to the corporate office we were excited. I tried to schedule my meetings on Fridays and he would come with me. We would both work during the day, hopefully I could get a tattoo appointment with my guru and then we would have the evening together. It was a pretty nice set up considering how few date nights we were usually able to arrange. But here’s the thing, in the last year we have probably done four or five of these trips together. We have stayed at different hotels around the city, due to price and availability. And not a single one has had pay-per-view porn. I mean, really?

Do they just assume that they will use their free (and usually slow as fuck) internet to look up porn ourselves? Was their cut not big enough? Are they trying to maintain some idea that their establishment is too good for people to masturbate on their sheets?

I understand that there is a wealth of amateur porn out there. And we actually subscribe to an internet site for most of our porn. But when we have a fun night together at a hotel is fun to put on something new (and usually hilarious) porn re-imagining of Twilight or some such thing and laugh as we exchange oral and eat leftovers in bed.

I mean what does it really hurt to have a selection of adult entertainment for the discerning customer who stays at their hotel? Have that many people complained? Were they just getting too many complaints about it being too accessible to kids or something? I feel like a password or some parental responsibility would be a much better option than getting rid of Cream my Pie 6 from my viewing pleasure. By now we have come to accept this new reality, but the first few nights it really ruined the evening. We would get excited for an evening of Gang Bangs XIII and sleeping in. So both of us would have to work to bounce back from our lack of Sorority Girls All Anal and making the best of our hotel evening.

It just seems odd to me that hotel chains would become more conservative in this way. Next thing you know you won’t be able to sleep in the same room without a marriage license. Rather than taking an accepting position of peoples’ lifestyles and sexual freedoms they are tell all off us to just fuck off. Or doing their best to encourage us to fuck at home.

Well guess what various hotels who refuse to let me laugh and enjoy a quality porn video with whomever I choose in your establishment, I hear your position. And I guess I will enjoy my porn and repeated fucking in my own home in the future.

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8 Responses to “Searching for XXX”

  • ancilla ksst

    It has to be laptops and the internet people have that doesn’t make it worthwhile to hotels to sell the XXX anymore.

    I have to say, your porn titles were hilarious! My Master’s favorites are Scooby Doo parody porn, especially he’s hot for Velma. 🙂

  • DtBHC

    I also suspect that a big purchaser of porn were bored businessmen on work trips. I suspect corporate scrutiny of hotel bills has affected sales such that it isn’t making them any money, plus the plethora of free stuff that can be easily accessed.

    • Floridadom

      I agree that since businessmen can’t put it on their hotel bills they turn in to corporate for expenses accounts, it probably cut down on the business. Along with the fact there is so much for free on their laptops.

      As is often said, follow the money.

      FD

  • Marie Rebelle

    This is interesting… why would they have stopped with porn in hotels? Maybe indeed it was the internet? I actually have never looked at porn in any of our hotel stays, but I’m intrigued. I wonder if they still have it over here…

    Rebel xox

  • Cammies on the Floor

    You’re so right: porn watching is so much more complicated with kids around

  • Molly

    We have not stayed in a hotel in the USA for a while now but I know last time we did we watched pay to view porn, like you it was a bit of fun as much as anything. I will have to look next time we go to a hotel here to see if the same is true. What a weird world we live in at the moment

    Mollyxxx

  • Charlie Powell

    I’m with Marie – I had no idea this was less common than it used to be, and I wonder if it’s different in Europe? The hotel I wrote about in my WW piece this week is a real hotel in Paris, and it did have free porn xx

    • Rye

      It is just something I’ve noticed over the past year. And maybe it’s only on the east coast of the U.S. or even the tri-state area. I think part of it is that we see those rare night’s off as real moments to connect. We obviously just need to go to Europe more often 🙂

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