Rye got home exhausted. I took one look at her and told her that she was going to bed straight away after dinner. I let her have a doxy ride first, to help ease her onward to Morpheus’ realm. It wasn’t easy or remotely fair to either one of us. We’ve both been lonely the past couple of days. She needs the sleep, and it’s my job to make sure she gets it. Still, it’s not the tear-strained anal I was hoping for.
So, I was going to write a post about this sacrifice, and how necessary and unpleasant sacrifices are constant. But then I checked my email.
No, before I tell this story, I need to make a disclaimer: I have been head over heels in love with the Kink.com intellectual property since before there was a kink.com, when it was just Hogtied and the idea of buying and renovating the San Francisco Armory was just an impossible dream. We are not affiliates of the sites and I’m not getting anything out of sharing this with you. Nothing, that is, instead of an incredible amount of joy.
Hardcore Gangbang (one of the Kink.com sites) has released a Daria porn-parody.
(I’m just going to let this sink in…)
Here’s the copy from the page for the shoot:
Daria’s best friend Jane decides its time for Daria to lose her virginity and boy does she. Trent, his dirtbag friends and the principal make sure that Daria gets manhandled, ass fucked, face fucked, deeply double penetrated, AND gets two cocks shoved in her ass until this cum hungry whore begs for a filthy bukkake mess all over her face.
Rye and I are both 90’s kids. This is going to be some good shit, let me tell you what.
**This is Rye. See how the ‘sacrifice’ post was quickly abandoned? Just sayin’. I did get about ten hours of sleep and feel amazing for a Monday though. And now I have Daria porn to look forward to. Win/win**