Chasing Me Chasing You

An uncollared submissive struggling through depression, motherhood, and the constant craving of her next orgasm.

The Wonderful World of Ifs


If this, if that…

1. If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

Once you wind her up; she won’t stop.
2. If you were a Sesame Street character, which one would you be?

Slimey the worm.
3. If you could have an endless supply of a candy or baked good, what would you get?

Mint Milanos if we are going non-homemade. Probably my dad’s cheesecake if we sticking to the homemade category.
4. Who is your favorite villain? Why? 

Alan Rickman’s Sheriff of Nottingham from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Anyone who would cut your heart out with a spoon is my evil hero.
5. Are you more in tune with sunrise, daytime, sunset or nighttime?

As a morning person I guess I would say sunrise. Really, any time I can have coffee. I used to be much better at mornings before I had kids. But I guess I would still say I’m better in the mornings than any other time. I’m a pretty cranky person generally is what I am trying to say.

Bonus: If you took a job out of your current career path, what job would you take?

Well, my paid career path is in government. My aspirational career path is writing. If both of those are off the table I would love to be someone’s assistant. Plan and organize their life. I would be great at that. And I think it would fill a submissive need.

5 Responses to “The Wonderful World of Ifs”

  • Jack (and Jill)

    I’d love to have you as my submissive servant – I mean, assistant!

  • Nero

    Ha! I don’t recall Slimey the Worm – but it has been many years…

    • Rye

      Slimey the Worm is Oscar the Grouches pet. He takes very good care of Slimey 🙂

  • Wildfire8470

    Okay, that settles it.We’re going shopping together. You clear out the mint Milano’s and I’ll clear out the chocolate ones!

    • Rye

      I would love to go shopping with you. We can take our cookies when we go pick out cute shoes 🙂


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