Chasing Me Chasing You

An uncollared submissive struggling through depression, motherhood, and the constant craving of her next orgasm.

Sometimes Less is More in the Dating Scene

I’ll preface this with saying that I don’t currently have (or have ever had) a dating profile online. A comment on my Fetlife about how I am looking for a play partner is about as close as it gets. I hate talking about myself in any sort of advertising way. However, for the purposes of trying new things I created a hypothetical ‘dating profile’. It would read:

Sexy 30-Something Looking For Fun

Married, hetero-flexible submissive looking for a poly friend with benefits. Play-dates and romantic evenings possible. Looking local, but will travel. Non-smoker a must.*

Short, sweet and reasonably vague. Isn’t that how they are supposed to read? I look at it like meeting a first date in person. You don’t want to scare them away, but you want to make sure that boundaries are laid. It really doesn’t provide the whole story though.

What about an ‘It’s all on the table’ version?

Submissive Mother Looking For Emotional Support with Sex

I’m a married, hetero-flexible mother looking for a break from her children and daily responsibilities. I love to give and receive oral sex. General submissive who also falls under labels of little, human pet, and masochist given the right Dom. Would love the right partner to spoil me and let me be myself. I suffer from depression and anxiety, but I do love dogs and am completely addicted to coffee. Big nerd who likes body hair, tattoos and people who love food. I don’t generally wear make-up and will always choose sweats over dressing up. Very high sex drive who also loves to cuddle. If you’re brave enough to give me a chance, I’ll try to be less crazy in person as I seem on paper. No promises though. Non-smoker a must.*

See, there’s something about the shorter one that makes me think I’d get more responses.


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*Unless it’s cigars. I don’t know why, but I love the smell of cigar smoke. Sexy as hell.

8 Responses to “Sometimes Less is More in the Dating Scene”

  • Livvy Libertine

    Cigar smoke is definitely sexy as hell and, like you, I hate writing about myself in this way, but I think you pulled it off admirably in both sides. You’re right about the first one getting better responses though 🙂

  • Marie Rebelle

    I really love both of the profiles and think I love the second even more than the first. Like you, I have never ever written a dating profile before. You’ve done well.

    Rebel xox

  • Rachel Kincaid

    I very much like the longer profile, as a writer of many dating profiles, I know I would definitely opt for the longer one but with these things it is very daunting and putting your whole self out there just to potentially get rejected is hard. I love how your personality shines through in the longer one, makes me want to go and have a coffee with you.

    • Rye

      You’re so sweet. And I’m always up for coffee 😉

  • Modesty Ablaze

    Oh I prefer the second version as well . . . LOL !!!

    Xxx – K

  • Rebecca

    I love both of them, both of them succinct and great

  • Molly

    I think the second is the winner for me. You sound funny and self aware and those are very sexy traits in a person in my opinion


  • Mrs Fever

    *exceptions made for pipe tobacco

    ^my asterisk would read as above 🙂

    No smoking, I’m with you on that. But just as you enjoy the scent of cigars, I’m partial to pipe smoke. I suspect it’s because my grandfather smoked a pipe when I was very young. It’s a positive olfactory memory association for me. 🙂


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