You would think that these things would be easy. But random is a lot harder than I would have thought.
If you comment on this writing I will give you a number between 1 and 20 and you can share that many random facts about yourself if you wish. There is no obligation if you don’t want to write about yourself! If you just want to comment and tell me that you didn’t realize how crazy I was, I will completely understand.
Ancilla_ksst over at A Slave to Master gave me the number 12. These are facts that make me the unique slave that I am.
1. I am terribly addicted to HGTV.
I love home buying and renovating programs. I can’t wait to own our own home so I can make some of the beautiful things that I watch. And I can’t wait to tell our realtor that we don’t want a double vanity in our bathroom. I don’t understand why people can’t share a sink.
2. I am not a fan of piercings.
I am always up for another tattoo, but piercings don’t really do it for me. I think that tattoos can be personal, while a piercing is just a metal ring through your skin. However, Sir does like them, so my nipples and clit hood are on the list for eventual piercings. At this point, the healing time is what is currently saving my nipples. Not sure how long that will hold him back though.
3. I have a small clit.
I’m generally only comparing it to women I see in porn and Tumblr, but still. Women have these great inner lips that look like these beautiful flowers. And their clits swell and grow, mine just doesn’t get anything like that kind of volume. I get jealous sometimes. A lot, actually. I have clit envy.
4. I hate carrots.
Since I was a kid I have always despised them, raw or cooked. And although vision is bad on both sides of my family, I’ve always believed that that is why I have bad eyes.
5. I love office supplies.
I loved school supplies when I was a kid. Having the eight months off before I started working again was rough. I will admit, one of the first things I did was go to the store to buy new pens. I know, I have a problem.
6. I lost my virginity while watching Gladiator.
For years after that I thought the movie was good (I was a bit distracted). I finally saw it and realized what a terribly sad and horrifically violent film it really is. It’s ok, you can judge me.
7. I hate flowers.
I appreciate their aesthetic value, but that’s about it. They die. I would take a tree or an herb garden over a dozen roses any day. That being said, I love other people’s gardening. I understand that it can be a great hobby. I guess I’m just more about the vegetable garden than the rows and rows of flowers.
8. I have never broken a bone.
I have torn ligaments in my ankle, but that is about it. Aside from my gallbladder surgery, the worse scars on my body are from some shaving mishaps when I was a teen. If you don’t count the stretch marks; which no woman does.
9. I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
The television show, not the movie. I actually thought it was lame until I was a freshman in college and my roommate was obsessed and had it on in our room all the time. And after listening to all the wit for several months, I too became obsessed. I also have an extreme crush on Spike. Maybe that should have been my first kinky clue.
10. I am left-handed.
I write, eat, and drive predominately with my left hand. I sleep on my left side. But I throw, bowl, and use a computer mouse with my right hand. I have absolutely no idea why.
11. I am currently writing a screenplay.
I’m not sure it will ever come to anything, but as I always just book to movie adaptations, I thought I would see how difficult it is to do. So I picked a romance novel (just hear me out), and I am slowly cutting it down. It is hard to keep what is important about a character; and I want to take a lot line for line from the story. But although a seemingly traditional romance plot, I found this story to be very inspirational for me. The main character is a writer and this story isn’t all about having to change who you are for a person. Sacrifice is usually a big part of these stories and I always hated that. This is actually about growth. It’s on my 101 things list to complete; so we’ll see how my progress goes.
12. If you want to me to do something, put it to music.
I hate to clean, but if I can dance while I do it, I’m all yours. It will get done right, and it will probably get done pretty quick. When I was a teenager, my dad bought me these huge sound canceling headphones so I could listen to my Ipod while I mowed the lawn. I shake my ass while I do the dishes. The chance to dance while working is probably my key method of exercise at this point. And, right now at least, the kids think it is funny and dance with me. I’m sure in a few years they will think I’m crazy. But they think so with a clean house.
Hope you all learned a little more about me. If you wish to leave a note for Sir in comments, thanking him for taking me on, I will pass it along to him.