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An uncollared submissive struggling through depression, motherhood, and the constant craving of her next orgasm.

Parenting Fail

So I’m technically middle aged now. *Shudder* My youngest cousin is six years younger that me, so I haven’t had to look for children’s toys for a long time. And then I had to do a silly thing like have kids. Now we are up to our ears in bright colored plastic and demands for items that make my ears bleed.

But somehow, as a child, I seemed to miss all the suggestive pieces and parts of toys. Maybe it’s just been since I found my kinky side, but so many things seem to have a multi-use option that I never saw before.

I get rid of the packaging on my kids toys, because my toddler would attempt to eat them if I don’t. So I couldn’t get any pictures of the hilarious statements on some of them. But I did find some great pieces from Ellen that show how questionable some toys can be.

I am pretty sure my cousin had that Tarzan. And I think maybe I did get the joke, even though I was only 12 at the time. Maybe I am not as innocent as I consider myself.

And I think I would love to give several people one of those batman squirt guns. I think my conservative family Christmas would never be the same. Probably because I wouldn’t be invited anymore.
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8 Responses to “Parenting Fail”

  • ancilla ksst

    I just love Ellen. That was so funny! Who would buy their kids a Breaking Bad toy? Weird. Maybe it is for adults?

    • Rye

      I just don’t get how some of these toys get made. Where was the R&D department when the ET finger was made? Who thought that was good idea?

  • Marie Rebelle

    OMG the Tarzan and the ET finger. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing 🙂

    Rebel xox

  • Modesty Ablaze

    Truly wonderfully funny. I LOVE the Batman pistol!!!
    Such fun that you’ve found these for us!!!
    Xxx – K

    • Rye

      Glad you liked them. Some of the toys that my boys have gotten are hilarious. No penis pistols though. Glad you enjoyed them.

  • Molly

    You do have to wonder what some toy makers think when they put this stuff together


  • Charlie Powell

    Ha – I think I would probably end up uninvited too!

    • Rye

      Not sure that would be a bad thing though. Especially to see a few of my aunt’s faces when they opened their Batman penis squirt gun.


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