1. What TV show do you love to watch but are a little embarrassed to tell friends that you simply cannot miss an episode?
Hoarders. I love watching it. I don’t know if it makes me feel like we have our shit together or just redefines a messy house. But I will actually re-watch old episodes while I work and think nothing of it.
2. What website and/or magazine do you read and it’s your guilty pleasure?
Do romance novels count? I moved more boxes of those to the new house than I care to admit. I read a lot of sex blogs, but I don’t really feel guilty about that. The only problem is when I get caught up and lose and hour or two of work time.
3. What is the grocery store item you buy but you know you should not?
This has really become a problem with the diet. Everything bagels should really be left on the shelf with all the carbs. But my Achilles heel is cheese. Specifically blue cheese. There is nothing more luscious to me than a creamy, rich cheese.
4. Tell us about something you do at work that you would not want your co-workers to know that you do.
Luckily I currently work from home, so my afternoon masturbation sessions don’t bother anyone but the dog. But I am currently looking for work outside the home (I actually have an interview this morning!). So eventually I will have to wear clothes after I drop off the boys. Maybe my twitter flirting and sexting to Sir will have to be reduced at a ‘real’ job. Maybe.
5. Do you have a secret stash? What is it?
I used to have a secret stash of chocolate before I started my diet. Lately I’ve been trying to keep from buying anything that I would stockpile. What is terrible is now that I’m on a diet I have started stashing food for Sir and the boys. The kids have snacks and Sir has lots of things to take to work with him to munch on at the office.
Bonus: What is your most embarrassing guilty pleasure?
Embarrassing has really be redefined for me since having kids and getting into BDSM. I really love masturbating in front of Sir. I usually only feel embarrassed until I relax into it and then I don’t care who is watching. Which apparently is why Sir has started shooting video to send to a friend of ours. Reviews have been very positive and the embarrassment has faded.
So maybe ranch dressing should be my worst guilty pleasure. Sir has often offered to cover his cock in it as he is pretty sure I would give him the best blow job ever. Can’t argue with results. 🙂