Take me in your mouth. Soft and slow. Let me feel your tongue all along me. I want you to relish the taste of me.
Lick my nuts. Are they salty? Put me in your mouth and keep me there as long as you can. I want you to crave me.
I want you worked up. So hot and bothered you can’t take it anymore. I want you so hungry for me. Craving just a taste.
Take me in your mouth again. In…out…in..out. I want drool running down your chin. Yeah, just like that. I want to know how good I taste.
Take me deep. Swirl your tongue around. Feel every ridge.
Now bite me. And do it all again.
-Apparently my diet has led me to create some rather vivid inner monologues for my occasional snickers bar.